There is probably no other movie franchise out there today in more dire need of parody than the Twilight series. From the tops of its sparkly vampire head to the tips of its sullen Mary-Sue toes, everything about the series screams, “RIDICULE ME!” So, it was to my great delight when I found out that
REVIEW: ‘Eclipse’
So, how did we get here? Let’s track back a few months to the Big Gold Statue Watching Party. TerrorScribes like me are generally not allowed anywhere near polite company so I was relegated to working sound in the projection booth. All in all, it wasn’t a bad gig and I was able to jack
‘New Moon’ – A Survivor’s Story
“These violent delights have violent ends. And in their triumph die, like fire and powder. Which, as they kiss, consume.” Bella first words in “New Moon”. “Second verse same as the first.” “Henry the Eighth” by Herman’s Hermits, what Bella should have said. I’ve been asked by more than a few people why, as someone
‘Twilight’ – A Survivor’s Story
“I’d never given much thought to how I would die.” That’s the opening line from ‘Twilight’, the first movie in the eponymous series. If that sounds like you, well, you’re probably like most of us making their way through this thing we call life. However, if you go up to a horror fan and tell
‘Splice’s Natali to Helm ‘Neuromancer’
How does a director follow up a well-received, thought-provoking and slightly controversial sci-fi pic? You tackle the adaptation of one of the landmark sci-fi stories of this generation. According to Market Watch, Vincenzo Natali, director of “Cube” and most recently, “Splice” has been tapped to direct a feature film adaptation of William Gibson’s seminal novel,
More Mortal Kombat? This Is Only a Test
OK, this clip was burninating Twitter up all day yesterday and now the details are starting to come out. Apparently this is a test clip from Kevin Tancharoen (who directed “Fame” last year) and who now seems to have a really geektastic idea for reviving the MK franchise. When last we left it, MK2 was