REVIEW: ‘Husk’

Scary scarecrow is scary... kinda in 'Husk".
Scary scarecrow is scary... kinda in 'Husk".
Scary scarecrow is scary... kinda in 'Husk".

Stop me if you’ve heard this one.

Let me tell you about the horror movie with the bunch of pretty kids who get waylaid somewhere out in the country where there is no cell service and then are attacked by some being of a vaguely supernatural nature. Through a series of bonehead moves, most of them die and just when it might look like one will escape, the bloodthirsty evil rears its head and casts its shadow over the ending.

Familiar story? The trick in telling old stories (or old jokes) is to change them up a bit and give us something that we aren’t expecting. When you don’t and you choose to foist old chestnuts on the public, you are considered a bit of a bore – or at the very least, the people who brought us “Husk”.

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REVIEW: ‘The Task’

A bunch of contestants hanging around in "The Task".
A bunch of contestants hanging around in "The Task".
A bunch of contestants hanging around in "The Task".

After having read its synopsis for “The Task”, I was really excited about this film. I thought to myself, “what a great concept” and it was… until someone covered, smothered and strangled nearly every ounce of originality from it. “The Task” becomes a very befitting title for this unnecessarily complicated, concept-wasting, killer of time and patience.

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REVIEW: ‘Seconds Apart’

Seth (Gary Entin) and Jonah (Edmund Entin) are both evil twins in "Seconds Apart".
Seth (Gary Entin) and Jonah (Edmund Entin) are both evil twins in "Seconds Apart".
Seth (Gary Entin) and Jonah (Edmund Entin) are both evil twins in "Seconds Apart".

Much ado is made of twins in horror films, and the “special bonds” that exist between these unique children seem endlessly ripe for speculation, usually running to the grim and excessive. In a world where uniqueness is prized and symmetry implausible in most cases, the effect of too-similar living beings … unsettles the sensibilities a bit.

So why not turn up the volume on our subconscious dread? Creepy twins, sure! Psychic, you betcha. Telekinetic and control the elements? Check and check. Riding bicycles and sporting a video camera with which to record who knows what garish, violent perversity? One shudders to imagine.

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REVIEW: ‘Prowl’

Amber (Courtney Hope) is on the run in "Prowl".
Amber (Courtney Hope) is on the run in "Prowl".
Amber (Courtney Hope) is on the run in "Prowl".

They say that you can never go home again.
What exactly does that mean?

It’s usually one of those nebulous phrases that someone says during a bittersweet homecoming. Sometimes, however, it’s just the hard truth. You can’t go home. Sometimes you have to leave, you have to get away from the comfortably and the standard and you have explore the wonders of the world.

It’s something that doesn’t happen in “Prowl”.

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